Happy F'N 18th results

He want on to say some things about different people and also the the 2AW/CVW Owner Adam Rodgers was not there and hadn't heard anything from him in the last three days. He also want on to say that because Adam was not there he would by the one controlling the show and said he had a surprize for everyone. His surprize turned out to be an ad for himself named Pamela John. After that he want on down the list of matches planed for the day and then left.

These men took the falls count anywhere to what some say the weirdest places yet. The first near fall was in the street and the second in the back of someone's car. Both men hit these finishers many times in the match. In the end it came down to Eternal Youth's interference to cost Kyle Sanchez the win.

The match started off with all four of these women locking up. After about five minutes of beating on eachother Jordon tried to hit her "Triple Play" on J.Bag but missed, J.Bag reversed and hit her "Toke Smoke" on Play for the three. After that about another two minutes in Special J. showed up and hit the "Blazed Blunt" on J.Bag and Ringer used Special J.'s interference to her advantage by hitting her "Cherry Popper" on J.Bag for the three. After J.Bag got eliminated Special J. hit her in the spine as she was going to the back, after that he put her leg into a chair and stomped on her ankle. Everyone watching said they heard a snap and she was rushed to the hospital by Reckless and some others. A little after that Ringer had Youth in the porngasm and hit it for a two before Youth kicked out. After the kickout Internal Resentment cameout and helped Eternal Youth by getting the refs atenttion and Youth smacked Ringer with the spiked choker she was wareing. After the spike shot Youth hit her "Fountian of" for the three and the win.

This match started off with these two men locking up. After a few minutes BDP locked in his "Wishes of the Godfather" and Lotseee was about to tapout until Darkside showed up and got the refs atenttion. As this was going on TwistedFreak smacked BDP in the head with a pear of spiked bass nucks to knock him out. After that Lotseee hit his new move the "Lotseeeness" to get the three. After the match American Violence champion Tuna cameout and hit Lotseee in the head with the title to knock him out. Out of nowhere TwistedFreak grabbed Tuna and hit the "No Holds Barring" and left with the rest of Cesspool.

4. Special J. vs. RecklessAbandonment (Uncensored Supreme Wisywig title) With Reckless not being back yet Special J. made the ref start the ten count so he could win by the title by countout. The ref got to seven before Reckless peeled up the yard in his car. Reckless ran to the ring with the chair J. F*cked up Bag's ankle with. Reckless continued to beat Special with the chair until J. kicked him in the nuts and grabbed the chair to beat on Reckless. After about seven chair shots some new music started. It was a very sexy girl who walked to the ring and hit Special J. in the nuts. and then gave him a move called Heavenly Gods before Reckless hit the Carwreck for the three and the win. After the match Reckless was backstage going to the parking lot when Trent Resler caught up to him. Trent asked Reckless who the girl with him was. Reckless said it was J.Ann "J.Bag's little sister" after that Reckless said he and J.Ann were going back to the hospital to see how J.Bag was doing.

5. Risktaker vs. Toughcookie (Slimweight title) Some new music led Toughcookie to the ring with a more gothic looking outfit for this match with Risktaker. The match started with these two girls locking up and reversing eachothers moves. As the match progressed Risktaker hit her "Assessing the Situation" on cookie before going for a "Risking Life" however she missed and Toughcookie hit her "Cookie crunch" and "Passing Judgement" for the three and the title.

6. Xtreme Impact vs. Cesspool (BYOW match) This weapons match saw Cesspool using a lot of cheap shots and some crazy weapons shots. As the match progressed Altercation hit the Alternate Ending on Chris through a pile of lighttubes for a two before Darkside broke it up. The match was nearly over as Altercation and Fallen Darkness took two cattle prods to TwistedFreak and Darkside until Lotseee showed up and kicked cation in the nuts from behind. After that TwistedFreak turned one of the prods on TheNewGuy and Darkside used the other on cation and Darkness until Darkness hit " The Crippler" on Darkness for the win. After the match Altercation and TheNewGuy took the cattle prods and used them on Cesspool until all but Chris had gotten out of the ring and went to the back. With Cesspool gone and Chris still helpless in the ring cation and guy took some rope and huge Chris to a tree Crucified him with the Cattle prods and set him on fire for about 10 seconds before putting him out.

7. Burnout vs. H20kid Josh Spring (Middleweight title) These two men took no time to start beating on eachother. After about Five minutes Burnout hit the "Final Burn" for a two before Josh kicked out. A little after that Josh hit the "HydroBlast" for a two of his own. These two want on to go at it for several more minutes before Burnout hit he's "Three Strikes" for a two before BDP came to the ring and beat Burnout in the head with a chair before taking it to H20kid.

These two men used both the ladders and the chairs to there advantage to get many near falls. One was Maze hitting a motifived Five Star off a ladder onto a chair which Daze was under. The second was Daze's new move the "Star Gaze" off a ladder. The last was Maze hitting the "Twists and Turns" off a Ladder for a two. The final fall was Maze hitting the "Twists and Turns" once again off a ladder and on to a chair for the three.

After a couple chairs shots to Earl Breese Resperado tried to grab some lighttubes but got them kicked into his chest. After that Breese grabbed a bunch of lighttubes and started beating them over his head. A few minutes later Resperado reversed Breese and got a few near falls. A bit after that John Maze cameout to help Breese so he could hit his "Everlasting" on two lighttube tables for the three.

Becoming was the first to be eliminated as Travis Rain hit he's "Behavior Problems" through a table for the three. The next t go was Travis as Forgotten hit his finisher off a ladder for the three. The thrid to go was Forgotten as The Bookie hit the Bookie Beating off a ladder for the three. New Dealer eliminated the Bookie with the "Five Dollar Fix" off a ladder through a table for the three. New Dealer was the last to be eliminated by Read Ringer with Ringers "Addiction" through two tables for the win.

These four men just beat the hell out of eachother with the bottles and a bunch of moves for about ten minutes. After that DJ "The Drunk" & Donny Fields attacked them with some more glass bottles and a couple of chains. At that time DJ hit his "D.U.I kick" on Johnny B., Mark, & Playerhater and Donny hit the Jackknife on EC Pimp before he and DJ left.

These two men just kicked the sh*t out of eachother for a few minutes until Altercation hit the "Internet Jack" on Darkside before going for a three. As cation got two Cesspool cameout to get the refs atenttion. As that happened Toughcookie cameout and nailed cation in the nuts before Darkside hit he's "Personal Demains" and made him tapout to a motifived bostoncrab. After the match Cesspool bloodied cation untell Xtreme Impact saved the day.

13. 2AW/CVW Owner Adam Rodgers vs. X-man Will Benson (9tables of violence for control of Tuesday Terror) Benson was the first to comeout and after a few minutes 2AW/CVW Owner showed up with a crazy look on his face. After many times of trying to put Adam through the tables, Adam led Benson up a ladder to the roof where they were fighting some more. After the second time Adam Finally hit a move called the Psycho slam off the roof and through the tables. After the match Adam snapped and went Psychotically Insane on Benson and no one from the locker room could stop him from beating Benson's ass.